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Stuck in London over Easter and want something a little different to do? Check out five of our favourite alternative activities in London over the long weekend.

SPOOF: Watch Clarkson ‘come clean’ about the fracas saga and his subsequent removal from Top Gear.

INFOGRAPHIC: Compare the prices of groceries in Australia versus the UK. Who pays more to do the shopping?

In your travels, how many of the world's beers have you tasted or are planning on tasting? Try completing this travellers' beers bucketlist.

WATCH: Jeremy Clarkson leaves Top Gear to join One Direction after Zayne Malik's quit shock.

Celebrated Australian broadcaster says facing death gives him a new clarity on life, in interview with UK’s Channel 4.

WATCH: The ideal Australian man looks like this, apparently. But just how does he compare to other 'ideal men' all around the world?

WATCH: Having trouble with rowdy rebel scum and a stubborn, feral Senate? Time to call in The Fixer. Also, that thermal exhaust port is probably worth a look at.

WATCH: A guy broke it down in the middle of the Sydney University law library, and no one tried to stop him.

WATCH: Australian Greens senator, Sarah Hanson-Young reviews the pleasantries of some of the nastier messages tweeted and posted her way.

This year's Sculpture by the Sea boasts some spectacular creations along Cottesloe Beach in Perth. Take a look at some of the best.

Two koalas wrestle it out , completely oblivious to the dogs sniffing them and the man filming them.

This magpie lives with humans, does human things, and has over 17,000 followers on Instagram. Just take a look at these pictures and you'll understand why.

Andrew Flintoff has conquered the South African jungle, winning Australia’s version of 'I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here'.

WATCH: Victorian bottle shop worker takes baseball bat to threatening customer.

Dipping into the London online dating game? How online dateable are you?

So, who are the biggest earners in global politics?

Irish business leader and killjoy reckons Tony Abbott’s St Patrick’s Day message is not such a craic up. Oh c’mon, Paddy.

Yeah, nah. If you aren't using most of these #AussieSayings in your every day life, you're doing it wrong.

Book your great North American trip with Topdeck now to be in with a chance to win your return airfares!

Cut the chocolates, flowers and pink paraphernalia. This is what women really want.

WATCH: This cruisey koala decided to pop down to the shops, to meet the locals and check out what was going on.

Here's a little taste of what Eurovision 2015 can expect from Australia's very own entrant, Guy Sebastian. What will he sing?

Not only are peacock spiders beautiful, teeny tiny and adorable, but they can dance too! Check out their moves...

Australian English has an amazingly rich seam of vocabulary. In its latest update, OxfordDictionaries.com has added more than 500 Australianisms.

WATCH: One girl's quest for luscious lips landed her looking like, well, a trout. Take a look at what went down... and try not to laugh.

WATCH: Aussie skydiver suffers epileptic fit, hurtling towards the ground until dramatic mid-dive rescue.

The Julie Bishop death glare that gets us all giggling has been unleashed once more; this time on our good Kiwi neighbours. We take a look at her most recent blood curdling stare and compare it to the best of her previous terrifying glares.

Watch this fantastic dolphin display captured at Byron Bay. Surfers lie on their boards in awe as dolphins take over the waves.

WATCH: This fascinating 90-second timelapse video is the result of an entire year spent capturing the majesty of Australia’s skies.

WATCH: Incredible Aussie wildlife - hungry octopus leaps clean out of the water to chase down an unsuspecting crab.

Ready? Ready? Tell me when (as I video you making a absolute goose of yourself).

WATCH: While Ellen DeGeneres's selfie arguably won 'best performance' last year, the Lego Movie has taken all the glory in 2015. Just ask Oprah.

What's that? A cyclone? Pfft. It's only category five on the whatever scale. Surf's up!

WATCH: Dramatic footage of Fitzroy River, swollen by Cyclone Marcia, pounding through Rockhampton.

Animal welfare groups call on government to halt transfer of monkeys to Australia for Pirates of the Caribbean 5 filming.

WATCH: You won't be able to stop smiling when watching this. Three Australian fathers read new children's book, 'I Think I'm a Poof'.

You better watch out, you better not cry, the Babadook could be lurking nearby... or sitting right next to you on the London Underground.

Our esteemed selectors have picked a team of the most delicious players in this year's Cricket World Cup. Check out their form for yourself.

Jeff the Diseased Lung in a Cowboy Hat – coming to a bus stop near you.

Ok, admittedly, some are just bad. But probably better than anything you've got up your sleeve this Valentine's Day.

WATCH dear old Nonna grapple with that most infuriating of all iPhone features, Siri.

Lawyers for billionaire Gina Rinehart are demanding to view part two of House of Hancock ahead of its airing on Sunday, to determine if it may be defamatory and prevent its screening.

Beer, red wine and now tequila… look folks, as with eveything else, when done with healthy caution it could be quite beneficial.

For the very first time, the effervescent Eurovision song contest will include Australia as a competing nation. Sam Pang wants to get AC/DC and Midnight Oil on the phone.

While Nick Cave and Margot Robbie may have missed out at the British Academy of Film and Television Awards, The Lego Movie sure did us proud.

Sia Furler, Iggy Azalea and Keith Urban may have come home empty handed from the Grammys, but AC/DC threw the horns for Australia.

In his latest video rant, Russell Brand lines up Tony Abbott and Rupert Murdoch for a verbal lashing.

WATCH | There’s nothing better than dropping in on an unsuspecting relative after years abroad. But the reaction of Harry's mum when he surprises her after two years is priceless!

Crazy time zone, bipolar weather and wacky wildlife, we Aussies have our fair share of problems. It's time to share them with the rest of the world.