Harrison Ford proved that he’s still everyone’s luckiest hero today when he survived crashing his vintage plane on a golf course in California.
Now, before you have a bad feeling about this, we are happy to report that Indy, aka Captain Solo, is OK; he held together and still has a few more tricks in him yet. Of course he does, he’s Indy! He has reportedly suffered a laceration to his head, some serious bruising and maybe some broken bones, but is expected to make a full recovery. Doctors were immediately on the scene… literally – there were loads of them playing golf at the time (no, really). And we hear they were all top men. Top. Men.
So, as fans around the breathed a collective sigh of relief at news of our hero’s latest escape (and for the fact that we will still have him around for the planned Blade Runner sequel and possibly two more Star Wars installments) they wasted no time in firing up the Photoshop motivator and Twitter hyperdrive for some thrills ‘n’ spills Harrison Ford jokes and memes:
Can’t believe Harrison Ford crashed on a golf course pic.twitter.com/eT5jfwbcmf
— Tyler Peterson (@Gingernaut) March 6, 2015
BREAKING: Latest pictures of paramedics removing #HarrisonFord from crash scene pic.twitter.com/rl20KbpWez — Mike McNally (@notoserfdom) March 6, 2015
Proof beyond a SHADOW of a doubt that Harrison Ford was shot down! See pic pic.twitter.com/cFXgjrZwWg
— Laughing Lyon (@Laughing_Lyon) March 6, 2015
Police sketch of suspicious person fleeing the airspace near Harrison Ford’s crash site. pic.twitter.com/ec8FgOd8UK — Justice Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) March 6, 2015
If you can identify this man, he is wanted for questioning regarding Harrison Ford’s plane crash. pic.twitter.com/CufGEXppSi
— Gavin Richter (@KidCoulson) March 6, 2015
Glad Harrison Ford survived that plane accident. pic.twitter.com/DQUmDXwUl2 — Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) March 6, 2015
Doctor: We believe the injuries you’ve sustained could be life threatening. We’ll do our best Harrison Ford: pic.twitter.com/VZMn9VQWyS
— Gary Walker (@Gary_Walker96) March 6, 2015
The cause of Harrison Ford plane crash is still under investigation, but I’m guessing snakes. pic.twitter.com/84zfIBah9f — The Robfather™ (@thatUPSdude) March 6, 2015
Twitter: We love you, Harrison Ford! Harrison Ford: pic.twitter.com/yKjDbS914c
— Superhero of Steel (@SuperheroSteel) March 6, 2015
Thank god Harrison Ford is ok. He’s no good to me dead. — Bryan White (@CinemaSuicide) March 6, 2015
Just imagine how grumpy Harrison Ford is gonna be tomorrow.
— Damian Holbrook (@damianholbrook) March 6, 2015
I have to wonder if at any point, Harrison Ford said “Come on baby, hold together.” Thank God he’s okay. — Scott Kurtz (@pvponline) March 6, 2015
{After plane crashed} Harrison Ford: Uh. Everything’s under control. Situation normal. We’re all fine here. Thank you. How are you?
— Goddess of Mischief (@ShanaRose21) March 6, 2015
NEWS: Harrison Ford crawls out of plane crash stronger, angrier, determined; seeks revenge on wind and soil. — Nick Youssef (@NickYoussef) March 6, 2015
Harrison Ford has survived carbonite, nazis, airplane hijackers, the IRA and Allie McBeal. He’s got this.
— Misty Harris (@popcultini) March 6, 2015
Harrison Ford has hit more fairways this year than Tiger Woods… — Knicks Memes (@KnicksMemes) March 6, 2015
Today: We looked at ourselves in the mirror while we brushed our teeth and thought, “Of course Harrison Ford survives a plane crash.”
— Brian Ries (@moneyries) March 6, 2015
Brian Williams says he’s a little banged up after the Harrison Ford plane crash, but he’ll be okay. pic.twitter.com/4HFIFhRQq4 — Bradley G Hunter (@bradmtm) March 6, 2015